20 November 2015

10 Things Only Maggi Lovers Will Relate to...


You could have never imagined of Maggi getting banned in your wildest dreams. But when it was banned, it vanished from every nook and corner of the world. Here are a few things that probably every Maggi lover will relate to...


1. Your midnight brunch was banned too.

In the middle of the night when your stomach called for food, you had to munch on biscuits or chips. Or nothing.



2. Maggi-less house party.

You invited your friends for a house party and saved some money by serving various dishes made out of Maggi. After the ban, you had to serve some snacks because your friends wouldn’t eat any other instant noodle except Maggi . And it was a lil hard pinch for your pocket



3. No Maggi experiments. 

Okay! So many of us had a different cuisine called the Maggi Cuisine. Yes, we made everything out of Maggi! Maggi Pakoda, Maggi chat, Maggi egg scotch, Baked Maggi, Maggi with cheese, Butter Maggi etc…etc… With Maggi everyone was a great chef!



4. No more ‘Hungry? Just two minutes’! 

Your mom or your Lazmi Masi couldn’t serve you anything in two minutes when you were starving. Not even in five minutes. (sobs)



5. Maggi relics! 

Some of us actually stored a few packets thinking it would never come back again. But finally we ate it!



6. As a true Maggi lover you did not eat any other instant noodle.

You were served other noodles and you absolutely refused to eat anything but Maggi. Even Ramdev Baba tried to feed you his instant noodle.



7. Not eating Maggi did not help you lose weight.

Many said that eating Maggi makes you fat. You never ate Maggi for four months. If you are fat, you haven’t lost any weight for not eating Maggi.


8. You didn’t believe that Maggi was harmful.
Anyone who said Maggi was our health’s enemy became our enemy by default.



9. And the return of Maggi was the best news you heard in the whole of 2015!

Now when Maggi is back, you feel on the top of the world.




10. And this time you have planned to hoard Maggi! 

Any news of Maggi vanishing again will instantly make you stack up as many packs of Maggi you can store in.

Umm...sources say Maggi can be banned again. (Giggles, winks) 

Jaismita Alexander, Editor & Co-founder.


ABOUT THE AUTHOR


Jaismita is a lover of art and literature. Loves to write, eat, travel & sleep. She is also the co-founder and editor of ExPRESS magazine.  


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